DISCLAIMER
As we seem to live in a litigious age, with occasional avaricious philistines seeking free rides at the expense of working people, I hereby supply a Moosewood disclaimer.
Moosewood and all associated with the production of Moosewood mouthpieces and accessories will not be held responsible for: allergic reactions, missed notes, clams, adverse criticisms from colleagues or conductors, missed rehearsals, loss of mouthpieces or other Moosewood gear in the player’s possession. Nor will we be held in any way liable for mishaps, damage or accidents of any nature while the player is in possession of a Moosewood mouthpiece or accessory. Neither will we suffer fools gladly. Such fools may include those who fancy that a mouthpiece will: 1) relieve the player of diligent and regular practice and 2) obviate aural and musical sensitivity.
As commercial car ad subtitles warn: "Professional driver on closed course. Do not attempt" Truly Yours, Dr. Thomas Greer